Oooh, you nasty brute! HERE is my optimism!!!

Come on now guys, what did I already tell you before I gave you the address for this blog? I told you that this was gonna be a blog filled with the greatest and happiest things that I can come up with, and i'll be DAMNED if u're gonna tell me that that was in the least bit dark, if not upsetting. I've already told you where i'm gonna put my darker thoughts and ideals, and if you haven't already checked, you should probably check it now and see if you've read my latest, albeit a few weeks ago, update.

I was simply shedding light on an issue that I tend to hold dear to my heart, that on my own current state of morals and enlightenment when it comes to the issues of the world, and of course, I wouldn't ever hold THIS view above any other revelations that I have made over the last few years. I was simply realising that my own views and beliefs on the nature of the world and everything in it have changed since I saw through a certain issue of mine (you know what i'm taking about, hehe). Afterall, this is but a big warehouse of knowledge that I constantly take a browse through, and I was very surprised *as some of you may be ;) *, about the direction in which my train of thought was travelling.

Seeing as my beliefs are pretty much centralised around adaptive flexibility, I'm VERY sure some of you have found that I more than capable of applying that in my approach to people. Whenever necessary, I would mercilessly show others my dark side so that they may learn and benefit from it, in order for them to gain a sense of strength and courage of wellbeing (you DEFINITELY know who i'm talking about ,if u're reading this right now, MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *takes a bow*). Whenever necessary, I would also selflessly give my....*whatever it is/love*, so that he or she can go on living knowing that there'll always be somewhere there to listen and help.

Now I know that each and every one of you out there also believe and practise this *whatever it is/love*, since it usually gives us a general sense of humility and sympathy and still proves that there's some part of you that's human (though there's ONE person out there who thinks otherwise, and i WILL talk to you about that later, grrr). However, after a few years of compiling some statistical data from polls, I find that a large bunch of you seem a bit hesitant when it comes to showing off your "dark side". Why that is, I have no idea, but I do seem to recall telling myself that it's a part of the mask we wear in front of the friends we cherish, so that they don't EVER have to see our darker and uglier side. Those of you who know of my personal "Levels of Friendship", I would just like to tell you that ALL of my Level 4 friends have seen and accepted this dark side of me, and in turn allowing me to understand and know them in a much greater amount of depth and breadth than I could ever have dreamed of.
***Disambiguation: If you have read this and wonder which level you're on, please note that such a scale is of little significance to you, as it is my own personal SUBJECTIVE system, which is of course objectively meaningless, but call me if you still wanna know, hehehe***

And it is on this blog entry that I would like to thank them for all they have done, and all that they will do in the future to make my life meaningful and euphorically memorable. I would also like them to know that I will be doing all in my power to honour and preserve such friendship, that we may reach new heights together and share that passion with everyone else we know, be they relatives, friends, acquaintances, peers, even pets! I can only hope that the time we have spent together was as a positive experience for me, as it was for you (if not, then i reckon you get a free punch in the gut, and a free cup of coffee, how's zat!? Hold this to me if you feel compelled to do so, for I will honour it).

So yeah! There is no sea of melancholy! There is but a still lake of tranquility and contentedness in the world that is amidst all these holy wars, and fighting, and sexual crimes, and big business scandals, and academic pressure, and separation of church and state and fake UFO sightings.....a world where the only other man that a man can love is Jesus, a world where they are still debating whether accupuncture works or not, a world where fuel, banana and ink cartridge prices sky-rocket, a world where a father can't take her daughter to the park without being ONCE suspected as a pedophile, a world where more divorces occur than marriages, a world of unecessary compassion to those who are no longer valued by society or useful to it, a world where a criminal can fall through one's roof and be SUED by the same criminal for injury, a world where cynicism and scrunity (such as in academia) is valued above faith and honour...THE LIST GOES ON!!!

Yes, it sure is a wonderful world, I'm glad that instead of drowning in a sea of melancholy, I am happily and ignorantly floating by in my lake of tranquility. I sure am glad that instead of seeing the waves of conflict crash against the shore, I am watching the tiniest ripples of fate bob up and down by. I'm happy that instead of hearing all the rumbling and tumbling of the cold merciless sea, I am listening to the soft chirps of the crickets and sparrows of the luscious meadows. Yes, it sure is a wonderful world.

So yeah....uhhh....not sure what to say now....kinda awkward....I guess I took the first step....it's your call now....hope you make the right decision.

Hmmm...that certainly sounded nice, now if I could JUST find a cheesy enough movie script to shove that into...imagine all the money I would get for that! WHOOHOO!!! ....bye!

***(oh, btw, anyone else find these high and lows of mine very much like bipolar disorder? i'm scared!!! ARGH!!! No i'm not....ahhhhh)***